Things I Do So You Don't Have To
Turns out you can get a splinter from a stone.
Labels: so there
posted by George at 10:52 PM
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
About Me
- Name: George
George markets only for the forces of good for a living. He has a paid hobby that involves eating, drinking, and writing, things he’d do for free, which is almost what he’s doing it for. In a previous life he taught mostly illiterate and generally ungrateful college students how to write. He has been a body guard for Jodie Foster, a walk-on dancer with French avant garde troupe Maguy Marin, a film programmer, a judge at an Iron Chef style competition, a political activist, a textbook author, a bassist in a band, a two-time league winning fantasy baseball manager, a union local president, a pr flack helping run a red carpet at an Angelina Jolie event, a janitor, a chauffeur to folks from TC Boyle to Andrei Codrescu, a delivery man to Plato's Retreat, a reluctant writer of a non-snarky intro for Colin Powell, a radio DJ, a corn detassler, an escort van driver, a rock journalist, a lab assistant for a company that made everything from mouthwash to super skin lubricant, and even, once, a poet. His biggest brush with fame was when Julie Christie fondled his tie, a tie George Lopez belittled to 1000 people minutes later. The best thing about him is his wife. His dogs aren't bad, either.
Previous Posts
- When Yeast and Cheese Aim to Please
- I Put a Spell On You
- How Pillow Can You Go
- Friday Random Ten
- How I Day-ed Your Father
- I'm Waiting for the Expiration Sampler
- Everybody Wants to See Gerty McDowell's Underpants
- My Favorite Waste of Time
- Ab Fab(io)
- Your Swimming Pool Eyes in Sea Breezes They Flutter
Links
- Addicted to Vinyl
- Agitprop: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Propaganda
- Altercation
- Alternate Brain
- Anglophile in L.A.
- Around the Keg
- The Average Man
- Back of the Cereal Box
- Barbara Ehrenreich
- BARBARian Blog
- Baseball Prospectus
- Big Table
- Big Window
- Birmingham Blues
- BlogaBarbara
- The Bloggess
- Blue Gal
- Bob Harris
- Bob Samuels
- Booting Life's Grounders
- Burl Veneer's Music Blog
- calbuzz
- Calitics
- Categorical Aperitif
- Cate Moses Fine Art
- Changing Universities
- Chryss Yost
- City 2.0
- Cocktail DB
- Cooking on the American Riviera--Santa Barbara
- Corrente
- Coyote Mercury
- Craig Smith's Blog
- Crooked Timber
- Crooks and Liars
- Daily Dish--LA Times Food Blog
- dashblankdash
- DASHBLANKDASH's blog
- Dave Prine
- Dependable Renegade
- Dictionopolis in Digitopolis
- Digby
- Dinty W. Moore 2.0
- The Doc Searls Weblog
- Dr. Laniac's Laboratory
- Edhat
- Esau
- Firedoglake
- FiveThirtyEight
- Folly's House of Mirth
- 455 Girls
- Four Gardners and Me
- Frank Goad
- FreakPowerTix
- Freeway Blogger
- Garden Wise Guy
- The Generik Brand
- Good Food on KCRW
- The Good, the Bad, the Ugly...the Mets!
- gutfud - the food, es ist gut
- Happy Hiking Hours
- Heather in All Her Strangeness
- Heidi Drew
- If I Ran the Zoo
- Ironicus Maximus
- I Was Going To Say...
- James Wolcott
- John Dickson's Food News Blog
- John Sellers
- Katha Pollitt
- KCRW
- KCSB
- The King's Stilts
- Knit Another Planet
- Kusala
- La Daily Musto
- LA Observed
- Lost Forest After Dark
- Madeleine Sorapure
- Metacritic
- Michael Bérubé--American Airspace
- Mike's Neighborhood
- Miller-McCune
- Modulator (home of the Friday Ark)
- The Nation
- News from Underground
- Nick Capo
- Noozhawk
- Not Safe for Work Sports
- On Focus Photo Blog
- Opinions You Should Have
- Outside the Interzone
- Pam Inglesby
- Paperwight's Fair Shot
- The Pinstriped Blog
- Pixels at an Exhibition
- Poetry Worth Reading
- PovertyBarn
- The Production Room
- Progressive Blog Digest
- Pro Sports Daily: MLB News
- Property of a Lady
- Regina Rivera--The Blog
- Regret the Error
- Riding with Rickey
- The Santa Barbara Art Blog
- Santa Barbara Daily Sound
- Santa Barbara Independent
- SBIFF Blog
- Senses Working
- Shakesville
- Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
- Slow Food Nation Blog
- SoapBoxBlog
- Southern Belle in Santa Barbara
- Stone Cold Pimpin'
- Starlight Bakery News
- Strong Bad
- Talking Points Memo
- TBogg (at Firedoglake)
- three forks!
- Tom Tomorrow
- TruthDig
- Undecided
- Urban Legends Reference Page
- Village Voice
- Voucher Ankles
- WFMU's Beware of the Blog
- Wholesome Reading
- Yes. Wait a minute... no.
- What Is a Blog Anyway?
2 Comments:
Yeah, but can you get blood from one?
You rock. [wow! can't believe I beat Cookie to that one]
You are such a good person. Just think of the splinter as a little shard of awesome... sometimes it hurts a little.
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