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“We discovered that it was OK to have a little high-brow as long you have a lot of low-brow. That’s entertainment value. The one thing you want to avoid is the middle brow, because the whole world is frigging middle brow at the moment.” – Jon Langford
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posted by George at 7:11 AM
George markets only for the forces of good for a living. He has a paid hobby that involves eating, drinking, and writing, things he’d do for free, which is almost what he’s doing it for. In a previous life he taught mostly illiterate and generally ungrateful college students how to write. He has been a body guard for Jodie Foster, a walk-on dancer with French avant garde troupe Maguy Marin, a film programmer, a judge at an Iron Chef style competition, a political activist, a textbook author, a bassist in a band, a two-time league winning fantasy baseball manager, a union local president, a pr flack helping run a red carpet at an Angelina Jolie event, a janitor, a chauffeur to folks from TC Boyle to Andrei Codrescu, a delivery man to Plato's Retreat, a reluctant writer of a non-snarky intro for Colin Powell, a radio DJ, a corn detassler, an escort van driver, a rock journalist, a lab assistant for a company that made everything from mouthwash to super skin lubricant, and even, once, a poet. His biggest brush with fame was when Julie Christie fondled his tie, a tie George Lopez belittled to 1000 people minutes later. The best thing about him is his wife. His dogs aren't bad, either.
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4 Comments:
Just wanted to pop in and say hello! You were mentioned today (as I'm sure you know) in Drew's blog and when people are mentioned in blogs, I like to see what they write about. You have a particularly awesome resume! Can't wait to go blog diving and see what you're all about!
You know, we've been trying all weekend to figure out what's on Mook's mind here. He looks so...well, peeved. Is it the AIG scandal? Unemployment? Global climate change? Then it hit us: that sweater is pink, man! Pink!
Daisy is jealous of the pink sweater... she likes pink... and green. Now, she will hassle me until I find her one like this.
That sweater is not pink, it is red, but it does go well with the pink hoo-hoos on his brown collar.
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