$400 Million Doesn't Go As Far As It Used To
Since my tax money is helping to bailout Citibank, that damn well better mean there's a luxe box waiting for me here. I want Mr. Met to provide back rubs, David Wright to bring me hotdogs, and Johan Santana serving me beer.
UPDATE: And just in case you think I'm being mean to the Mets, it's just that I wanted to give them jobs I thought they could do. Finishing in at least the wild card position seems beyond them, after all.
UPDATE: And just in case you think I'm being mean to the Mets, it's just that I wanted to give them jobs I thought they could do. Finishing in at least the wild card position seems beyond them, after all.
Labels: ownership is 9/10's of the field
posted by George at 10:07 AM
3 Comments:
Jeez George. Wright & Santana are about the only two guys I want actually playing ball. Can't we get Wagner to serve the franks and beer (whether he's on the DL or not)?
I know, I know.
But would you really want food served up by Billy Wagner?
Sure. Southern grub is pretty tasty.
Anything to keep him from appearing in important games.
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