“We discovered that it was OK to have a little high-brow as long you have a lot of low-brow. That’s entertainment value. The one thing you want to avoid is the middle brow, because the whole world is frigging middle brow at the moment.”
– Jon Langford
Thursday, April 03, 2008
His Hind Was Golden
It was on April 4 1581 that Francis Drake completed his circumnavigation of the world. Before circumnavigation, men had to wash more, but as this was a long time ago before bathing was invented, they didn't, hence the term the Dark Ages. Drake is a controversial figure--a hero in England, but a slave trader to Africans and a pirate to the Spanish. Which just goes to show everyone has their good sides and bad sides. Perspective and balance is important, but when riding the teeter-totter of truth, always sit on the side with the heaviest people. Many of the heaviest people became that way by eating Drake's Cakes, but that's nothing to yodel about (I can hear you non-North Easterners ho-ho-ing over that one). If you're wondering, Drake died of dysentery (known as the more descriptive "bloody flux," as they didn't bathe their language back then, either), but history is silent about if he got it from a Ring Ding or a Devil Dog.
Oh, and for a nostalgic bonus....
Why yes, I am old enough to remember this on television, back in the days when the tube had no you before it.
George markets only for the forces of good for a living. He has a paid hobby that involves eating, drinking, and writing, things he’d do for free, which is almost what he’s doing it for. In a previous life he taught mostly illiterate and generally ungrateful college students how to write. He has been a body guard for Jodie Foster, a walk-on dancer with French avant garde troupe Maguy Marin, a film programmer, a judge at an Iron Chef style competition, a political activist, a textbook author, a bassist in a band, a two-time league winning fantasy baseball manager, a union local president, a pr flack helping run a red carpet at an Angelina Jolie event, a janitor, a chauffeur to folks from TC Boyle to Andrei Codrescu, a delivery man to Plato's Retreat, a reluctant writer of a non-snarky intro for Colin Powell, a radio DJ, a corn detassler, an escort van driver, a rock journalist, a lab assistant for a company that made everything from mouthwash to super skin lubricant, and even, once, a poet. His biggest brush with fame was when Julie Christie fondled his tie, a tie George Lopez belittled to 1000 people minutes later. The best thing about him is his wife. His dogs aren't bad, either.
1 Comments:
You lost me. Sorry. Iiiii...don't get it.
And as for the commercial...was that a 70s boy band?
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