Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Buck Up, It's Just Stagflation

Tom Burka doesn't post as often as he used to, alas, but you knew he'd come out schwinging for this one:

Stagflation Making Cost of Hookers Unacceptably High, Spitzer Says

New York Governor Elliot Spitzer attacked Republicans today for creating an economic climate so hostile to middle and low income workers that they can barely afford the cost of a decent blowjob. "The cost of prostitutes is skyrocketing while the salary of the average American worker is declining," Spitzer complained.

"Everyone should be able to get a reasonably priced reacharound," said Spitzer, "but George W. Bush and his cronies want only the Washington fatcats to be able to afford quality hummers."

Go read the rest....

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Blogger Smitty said...

My favortie line:

Spitzer responded that being trickled on was also prohibitively expensive, especially at the parlors he frequented.

12:05 PM  

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