Dear Dairy
It was on February 29, 1848 that Neufchatel declared its independence of Switzerland, and boy were the Swiss cheesed.
You know, I really can't go on with this one or I'd been spreading it on too thick and that's not my way. I'd like to be curd of the problem, but I'll even resort to misspellings to milk a joke. So before you all have a cow about my pun run, I'm going to send it out to pasture.
You know, I really can't go on with this one or I'd been spreading it on too thick and that's not my way. I'd like to be curd of the problem, but I'll even resort to misspellings to milk a joke. So before you all have a cow about my pun run, I'm going to send it out to pasture.
Labels: twisted history
posted by George at 10:54 AM
9 Comments:
Well that was nothing if not creative.
George
You have a whey with words
This post has 25% less fat than your usual Thursday schmeer.
Trust me, Marty, it only skims the surface of what I can do.
I think this Swiss missed. But I can chocolate of that up to getting Berned by the neutral tone of your post. In the future, better knife through the bs and watch what you say.
You can bank on that.
I don't even know what to say. I guess I gouda go.
Mike, you left out the cuckoo-clock.
Oh, and I wonder how much this little twisted history series of mine will destroy what's true in the world. For instance, if you Google "Neufchatel declares the independence of Switzerland" this post is your fourth choice.
Please stop, I camembert any longer.
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