Well-Practiced in Fiddling When There's Burning
From a special, fire-safe bunker in Montecito (rumored to be in the Four Seasons Resort) Rove issued his first statement on the fire: "There is no doubt we're winning this war. For if we don't fight the fire on the other side of the mountains, we will have to fight it here. I am amazed so many naysayers do not want to support our firefighters."
It is also rumored that Rove has been consulting with County Supervisors Brooks Firestone, Joni Gray [ed. note: spelling fixed--thanks, David], and Joseph Centeno and Governor Schwarzenegger, hoping they will do all they can to lower taxes on the region.
Meanwhile Grover Norquist was just about ready to drown the shrunken government and its services in a bathtub, but unfortunately the drought caused by global warming meant his bathtub's spigot ran dry.
(thanks to Esau and Trekking Left for their contributions to this idea)
Labels: karl rove, things you want to see put out of public life forever, zaca fire
1 Comments:
Joni GRAY.
The classic Fire Triangle becomes the new Axis of Evil for Karl Rove:
heat
fuel
oxygen
The firefighting strategery thus should be to send all the firefighter boots on the ground to remove the FUEL in the Green Zone, all the while the HEAT builds up nuclear weapons, and OXYGEN simply gets ignored and builds up more air pressure than ever before.
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