Day of the Cow
Originally uploaded by meaning_of_light
And the last thing I heard was, "Milk this!"
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“We discovered that it was OK to have a little high-brow as long you have a lot of low-brow. That’s entertainment value. The one thing you want to avoid is the middle brow, because the whole world is frigging middle brow at the moment.” – Jon Langford
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posted by George at 10:36 PM
George markets only for the forces of good for a living. He has a paid hobby that involves eating, drinking, and writing, things he’d do for free, which is almost what he’s doing it for. In a previous life he taught mostly illiterate and generally ungrateful college students how to write. He has been a body guard for Jodie Foster, a walk-on dancer with French avant garde troupe Maguy Marin, a film programmer, a judge at an Iron Chef style competition, a political activist, a textbook author, a bassist in a band, a two-time league winning fantasy baseball manager, a union local president, a pr flack helping run a red carpet at an Angelina Jolie event, a janitor, a chauffeur to folks from TC Boyle to Andrei Codrescu, a delivery man to Plato's Retreat, a reluctant writer of a non-snarky intro for Colin Powell, a radio DJ, a corn detassler, an escort van driver, a rock journalist, a lab assistant for a company that made everything from mouthwash to super skin lubricant, and even, once, a poet. His biggest brush with fame was when Julie Christie fondled his tie, a tie George Lopez belittled to 1000 people minutes later. The best thing about him is his wife. His dogs aren't bad, either.
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7 Comments:
How about, "Got Mouth?"
That reminds me of the album cover for "Atom Heart Mother."
That was cute and yes it is reminiscent of the album.
Militant cows -- I love it! They're mad as hell, and they aren't going to take it anymore.
Or give it...
"Quick, everybody on all fours! Here comes a car!"
*VR*OOOOM!*
*Cows all stand back up on two legs*
(h/t Gary Larson)
There's also the great Gary Shandling stand-up bit about: Why do people think they should moo out the window of the car as they drive by cows? Do they think the cows are going, "Hey, how did Elsie learn to drive?"
That said, you've all been herd.
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