Satan Likes It Hot
The AP reports that:
The Reverend Jerry Falwell says global warming is "Satan's attempt to redirect the church's primary focus" from evangelism to environmentalism.
Falwell told his Baptist congregation in Lynchburg yesterday that "the jury is still out" on whether humans are causing -- or could stop -- global warming.
He might be right on that last part--if the jury stays out long enough, we won't be able to stop global warming. Then, "Hello, Apocalypse!" Of course, Falwell won't mind, as he thinks he's going home. (I sort of feel he has a surprise coming, but that might just be wishful thinking.)
Still, unlike the good reverend, I wanted to have an open mind, so I decided to look into the subject a bit. And lo and behold, there was much quaking and fear in the land, as I found this damning image:
The Reverend Jerry Falwell says global warming is "Satan's attempt to redirect the church's primary focus" from evangelism to environmentalism.
Falwell told his Baptist congregation in Lynchburg yesterday that "the jury is still out" on whether humans are causing -- or could stop -- global warming.
He might be right on that last part--if the jury stays out long enough, we won't be able to stop global warming. Then, "Hello, Apocalypse!" Of course, Falwell won't mind, as he thinks he's going home. (I sort of feel he has a surprise coming, but that might just be wishful thinking.)
Still, unlike the good reverend, I wanted to have an open mind, so I decided to look into the subject a bit. And lo and behold, there was much quaking and fear in the land, as I found this damning image:
Labels: falwell, gore, satan, shit-for-brains
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