Four Touchdowns and a Proposal

Proving that football is comedy, baseball is tragedy (I'm a Mets fan, remember?), the wild Boise State-Oklahoma game last night ended with the promise of a marriage as one of Boise State's players proposed to his girlfriend, one of the team's cheerleaders, live on national television. You can see why the woman might want to get married, as her name is Chrissy Popadics. Alas, her married name will be Popadics-Johnson.

Here's hoping she never leaves her soon-to-be husband for another college football player, for it would be too much for someone to have the name Popadics-Booty.