Calling All Canines

It has come to this: dogs can now have cell phones.

Look I like dogs as much or more than anyone, but they don't need to chat with one another. There is just too much money in the wrong hands in this country.

And the last thing I need is Nigel shushing me when I'm trying to tell him to do something because he's on a call. That is if he doesn't manage to get the annoying thing off his neck and eat it.