Why Don't We Do It in the Road

Onward Christian soldiers. First it was Saving Private Ryan. Then it was Kinsey. Now it's a highway (to hell, no doubt).

You can't make stuff like this up (OK, you can: see note below). I guess Beavis and Butthead were Christians. And how they all snickered when they heard: "They hung him on a cross of wood," heh heh, "and 40 days later he rose from the dead," he heh, and George Carlin's old favorite "and the cock crowed three times."

Kudos to the headline writer, though: "Hostettler mounting campaign to change the name of Interstate 69."

Later in the day update:
Oops! Trust a likeable floozy like Wonkette and see where you end up: seems like this article is a joke to begin with. Silly me--I wouldn't put anything past the state that gave us Dan Quayl +/- an "e."