A Fan's Jokes

Q: What's the left side of the Yankees infield?
A: Jeter and Cheater.

Q: When does it really hurt to be taken out of a game for a pinch runner?
A: When the player who replaces you is named Pokey.

Actually, my wife Amy came up with that first one. I'm a lucky man--not only does she let me watch baseball, she watches it with me, gets it and makes good jokes.