Joe Joe He Won't Go

John Kerry, not satisfied having run a shitty spineless campaign in 2004 and therefore leaving us with four extra years of Bush crapitude, was one of the major supporters for Joe Lieberman today. Kerry said, "To be honest, I was sort of frightened by the gains my party seemed to make in this previous election. By allowing Lieberman to keep his chairmanship of the Homeland Security committee, it guarantees more of the non-action that people have come to expect from a Democratically controlled Senate. I wouldn't want the country to get out of its comfort zone."