The Bigger the Tool, the Bigger the Fool
Turns out the President really isn't any different from a dung beetle. The New Scientist reports:
Dung beetle research may be about to boost the cliché about men with flashy sports cars. According to new study, male beetles with the most dramatic and ostentatious sets of horns apparently pay for that with smaller testicles.
So today Bush got to sign the urgently needed, but he'll take 19 days to sign it (closer to the election that way) pro-torture/anti-habeas corpus bill, and be proud that the CIA has the big tool they need.
And the Prez has his "I got my way" smirk on. But now science confirms exactly what he's packing.
Dung beetle research may be about to boost the cliché about men with flashy sports cars. According to new study, male beetles with the most dramatic and ostentatious sets of horns apparently pay for that with smaller testicles.
So today Bush got to sign the urgently needed, but he'll take 19 days to sign it (closer to the election that way) pro-torture/anti-habeas corpus bill, and be proud that the CIA has the big tool they need.
And the Prez has his "I got my way" smirk on. But now science confirms exactly what he's packing.
posted by George at 2:45 PM
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