I Never Metaphor I Wasn't Against

I keep thinking how listening to President Bush try to make his way through a press conference sentence is like watching Cat Power trying to finish one of her songs in concert--you just never know.

Of course, I end up rooting for Chan Marshall. And she can't end the world with dumb decisions, so she's easier to like.

And now this blog has reached new levels of arcanity (a neologism chosen as it rhymes with insanity). (OK, and a Google led me to learn I got beaten to my neologism by a computer game. How sad.)