Fast Pass, We Don't Need No Stinkin' Fast Pass

Space Mountain, the first (WDW that is), turns 35 on Friday but in scream years it's probably close to going supernova. Leave it to those Imagineers to gussy up a mildish if far from Mickey Mouse rollercoaster by turning off the lights--or maybe it's because as they are geeky science guys their wives only have sex with them in the dark, and they figured that's an okay enough ride for them so it should do for everyone. Of course they teased us with a cookie planet for years, too, only to have that constellation crumble, so we know how mean these folks can be. Just ask their wives, who really get tired of the "Have you met my little animatronic friend" jokes.