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In a further attempt to corner all American markets, the Chinese are now breeding a two-headed pig so as to make Congressional pork even easier to produce and lie about later.
posted by George at 12:59 PM
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4 Comments:
It's the Year of the Pig now -- I just hope it's not the Year of *that* pig. Freakin' creepy!
- K.
Oooooooo. That's disturbing.
I agree with K. it is pretty creepy. It is so creepy that I need more info... like how many ears does the poor thing have? And what's with the frayed red thing it has on?
Red is the color of good luck in China, so I'm guessing that thing is some sort of costume or adornment. Bit too late for the pig, though.
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